I mean, this makes Tinder profiles look honest (#WheresMitch)

Obviously Trump was very irritated by Nancy Pelosi’s letter refusing to allow him to give his State of the Union address. So, we know one of the side effects of excessive tanning. Very thin skin. --James Corden

It turns out Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen paid a tech company to create a fake Twitter account called - and this is true - “Women for Cohen.” In the bio section of the web page it says, “Women who love and support Michael Cohen. Strong, pit bull, sex symbol, no nonsense, business oriented, and ready to make a difference!” I mean, this makes Tinder profiles look honest. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”