Willie's first piece of advice, use chapter one to roll a joint (choo-choo go bye-bye)

President Bush was spotted carrying around a book and he told reporters he started reading the book four months ago. Apparently he still hasn't found Waldo. --Conan O’Brien 5/13/2005

The Bush administration announced the other day that it doesn't want the federal government to run Amtrak anymore. As it was explained to President Bush, choo-choo go bye-bye. --Conan O’Brien 5/8/2003

USA Today reports that Willie Nelson has written an advice book. Willie's first piece of advice, use chapter one to roll a joint. --Conan O’Brien 7/20/2005

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”