What republicans don't want women to remember (everything that ends in “izl”)

The White House Christmas decorations are up. The First Lady had the staff put up 41 Christmas trees. Or as President Bush said, “one for each state.” --Conan O’Brien 12/16/2004

Michael Jackson's ex-wife Deborah Rowe is seeking visitation rights with their children. In a related story Michael Jackson is seeking visitation rights with everyone's children. --Conan O’Brien 12/16/2004

It is reported that rapper Snoop Dogg is filing for divorce. Apparently the divorce settlement is fair. Snoop’s wife gets the car and the house and Snoop gets custody of everything that ends in “izl.” --Conan O’Brien 5/25/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”