The disturbing part is it turns out Donald Trump has two bad comb-overs (Whose fears are unfounded?)

A New York man filed a complaint against a local restaurant because the owner has a nude painting of Donald Trump on the wall. The disturbing part is it turns out Donald Trump has two bad comb-overs. --Conan O’Brien 10/8/2004

I couldn't believe this. Marion Barry was elected overwhelmingly as a city councilman in Washington DC. After hearing this Marion Barry said, “Wait, aren't I the same guy who was caught smoking crack. I think I am the same guy that was caught smoking crack.” --Conan O’Brien 11/3/2004

President Bush announced today that he wanted to institute a test to ensure that high school students are reading at their grade level. Bush said the program is necessary because many students aren't reading at their grade level they're reading a presidential level. --Conan O’Brien 1/12/2005

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”