This marks the first time Kennedy has ever come out against anything with rum in it (there's no funner way to get diabetes)

Yesterday defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld made the news. He testified before Congress and Ted Kennedy called for Rumsfeld's resignation. This is interesting. This marks the first time Kennedy has ever come out against anything with rum in it. --Conan O’Brien 6/24/2005

General Mills is launching a national ad campaign that promotes the health benefits of eating cereals like Trix, Lucky Charms and Cocoa Puffs. They're saying they're healthy. The first ad says eat Lucky Charms there's no funner way to get diabetes. --Conan O’Brien 6/24/2005

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