No wonder he’s having trouble erecting it (When they go low, we punch them in the junk)

You’ll notice the whole time that Donald Trump was bragging about his government shutdown, Chuck Schumer did his best not to make eye contact with Trump. Like you do with a drunk guy screaming on the subway. Just eyes forward, and let them rant about the Mexicans until you can transfer to 59th Street, and don’t ask where all this urine is coming from. It’s coming from Russia. --Stephen Colbert

After Nancy Pelosi’s meeting with Trump in the Oval Office, Pelosi psychoanalyzed Trump saying, “This wall thing, it’s like a manhood thing with him--as if manhood can be associated with him.” Oh, that’s cold! So the wall is a metaphor for his manhood. No wonder he’s having trouble erecting it. It’s like she always says, “When they go low, we punch them in the junk.” --Stephen Colbert

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