Men apply the gel to themselves for about two minutes, then say, "You know what, I'm actually good." (We own a republican congressman)

Meanwhile in sexy coffee news, Starbucks says that it will start blocking pornography on its stores Wifi. You know what that means. You have one month to watch as much porn at Starbucks as you can! --Stephen Colbert

You guys, this Sunday is the first night of Hanukkah. Which means we're just two days away from President Trump going on Twitter and wishing everybody happy Chaka Khan. --Jimmy Fallon

Scientists are studying whether a male birth control gel could replace condoms. It works really well, 'cause birth control gel sounds so gross, nobody will ever want to sleep with you. Here is how it works. Men apply the gel to themselves for about two minutes, then say, "You know what, I'm actually good." --Jimmy Fallon

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