If you can’t spell it, you can’t have it (a middle-aged Harry Potter impersonator)

As you know President Trump has been having a hard time finding a replacement for John Kelly, his former chief of staff. Well, he’s just found a temporary one. Donald Trump has announced that his acting chief of staff will be Mick Mulvaney. I’m sure most of you are unfamiliar with Mick Mulvaney. Here’s a picture of him. That’s Trump’s new chief of staff. There’s no word yet as to whether he’ll be keeping his weekend job as a middle-aged Harry Potter impersonator. --James Corden

Donald Trump tweeted about his precious border wall this evening, and while his opinions on the border wall haven’t changed, his spelling apparently has. Because he spelled the word border with an extra ‘A’, spelling it Boarder. How’s this for an idea: If you can’t spell it, you can’t have it. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”