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Thursday, December 20, 2018

Damn this Keurig machine! Where do I pour in the Folgers? (I hope I look that good when I'm 91)


President Trump criticized Facebook, Twitter, and Google today and claimed the platforms are biased against Republicans. Though you could make the claim that anything invented after 1980 is biased against Republicans. "Damn this Keurig machine! Where do I pour in the Folgers?" --Jimmy Fallon

A burglar broke into a Dallas home on Friday and stole the family's Christmas presents, jewelry, and their small dog. Even more tragic, officials believe they had help on the inside. --Jimmy Fallon

Today was Rolling Stones' guitarist Keith Richards' 75th birthday -- of the year? That's right. Keith Richards turned 75 today. And hey, I hope I look that good when I'm 91. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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