As a result this year's triathlon combines running, swimming and pouring concrete (Bush's personal chef)

It’s been reported that Greece may not be able to finish building all the event sites needed for this Summer Olympics. As a result this year's triathlon combines running, swimming and pouring concrete. --Conan O’Brien 4/7/2004

A car that belonged to Pope John Paul II was sold at an auction for $700,000. The new owner says the first thing he's going to do is take off the bumper sticker that says, “no fat chicks.” --Conan O’Brien 11/2/2005

Today the White House announced that President Bush's personal chef is quitting his job. When asked why the chef said, “There's only so much you can do with Spaghetti O’s.” --Conan O’Brien 2/4/2005

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”