"Did
you all see 'American Gladiators' the other night? Not the NBC show, Hillary Clinton and Barack
Obama. They were so
hostile to each other, I thought they were married." --Jay Leno
"Some
sad news. Earlier today, our good friend Dennis Kucinich dropped out of the presidential race. Dennis' campaign slogan was
'Don't look back.' He chose that slogan because there's never anybody behind
him." --Jay Leno
"Tucker
Carlson said on MSNBC the other day that John
McCain and his wife
Cindy went along with Fred
Thompson on his
honeymoon. Now, look, I knew Fred Thompson didn't like to work hard, but
bringing another guy on the honeymoon? Come on. That is just plain lazy."
--Jay Leno
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