"Good news from the
White House. President Bush last week had his annual physical and he passed. He
passed his annual physical. No word yet on the mental." --David Letterman
"What
happened yesterday between Hillary Clinton and Barack
Obama? What was that, high
school? Did you see that debate? Remember earlier yesterday, on Martin Luther
King Day, they were talking about peace, Dr. King, bringing together, putting
aside our differences. That didn't last long, huh? Then the debate turned into,
'You're a doodyhead. No, you're a doodyhead.'" --Jay Leno
"Well,
Fred Thompson dropped out of the presidential race. Do you think he knows yet?
It's kind of sad. The only thing standing between Fred and the White House --
the American people." --Jay Leno
"Super
Tuesday is coming up -- 23 states, 70 million votes. That is almost as much as
'American Idol,' do you realize that?" --Jay Leno
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