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Sunday, January 1, 2017

President Bush passed his physical (No word yet on the mental)




"Good news from the White House. President Bush last week had his annual physical and he passed. He passed his annual physical. No word yet on the mental." --David Letterman 


"What happened yesterday between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? What was that, high school? Did you see that debate? Remember earlier yesterday, on Martin Luther King Day, they were talking about peace, Dr. King, bringing together, putting aside our differences. That didn't last long, huh? Then the debate turned into, 'You're a doodyhead. No, you're a doodyhead.'" --Jay Leno

"Well, Fred Thompson dropped out of the presidential race. Do you think he knows yet? It's kind of sad. The only thing standing between Fred and the White House -- the American people." --Jay Leno

"Super Tuesday is coming up -- 23 states, 70 million votes. That is almost as much as 'American Idol,' do you realize that?" --Jay Leno



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