President Obama
gave his farewell address tonight in Chicago and thousands of people waited
outside in freezing temperatures to get tickets. Now those people have a week
to get over their pneumonia before they lose their health insurance. –Jimmy
Fallon
Rumors are
circulating that Hillary Clinton could run for mayor of New York City later
this year. While Bill could run to be the next “Naked Cowboy” in Times Square.
–Jimmy Fallon
Hillary and Bill
Clinton announced that they are going to attend Donald Trump’s inauguration
next Friday. Trump was really excited when he heard because they’re the first
celebrities that said they’ll actually go. –Jimmy Fallon

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