"After Afghanistan,
President Bush flew to India, where he was greeted by 10,000 angry protestors.
As a result, most Americans spent all day on hold with computer
problems." --Conan O'Brien
"President Bush made
a surprise stop in Afghanistan today on his way to India. He didn't want to
stop, but he bought his ticket on Priceline.com" --Jay Leno
"Bush was only in
Afghanistan for four hours. That may not sound like much, but it's more time
than he spent in the Texas National Guard." --Jay Leno
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