the pilates studio where Hitler was born (There goes our Christmas plans)

This week, Ringling Brothers Circus is launching a new campaign titled “The circus wants the circus back,” because they’re tired of people referring to the election as a “circus,” saying it casts a negative light on their profession. –James Corden

You know the election is bad when the bearded lady and lizard-man are like, “I can’t be associated with this freak show.” –James Corden

The Austrian government announced on Monday that they will be tearing down the house where Adolf Hitler was born. There goes our Christmas plans. –James Corden

The Austrian government said they won’t leave the lot vacant, which means “the house where Hitler was born” might soon be “the pilates studio where Hitler was born.” –James Corden