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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Please rescue me, my life is a prison (the incredible shrinking president)



Yesterday Trump’s devoted wife Melania gave an interview to Anderson Cooper where she defended Donald, saying that Billy Bush basically manipulated her husband into saying those things. Because if there’s one thing we know about Donald Trump, he usually does exactly what people tell him to do. –James Corden
Melania was standing by her husband. Well, actually she stands behind him. Otherwise he’ll try to grab her you-know-where. –James Corden
Responding to accusations of harassment, Melania said that she’s seen many women try to slip Trump their phone numbers. Much like how Melania tried slipping Anderson Cooper a piece of paper that said “Please rescue me, my life is a prison.” –James Corden


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