Anyone
who expected Donald Trump to reel it in was way off the mark. He was on fire.
He promised that if he was president he’d throw Hillary in jail. He called her
the devil — not A devil, THE devil. Which I think might have been his way of
coming on to her. –Jimmy Kimmel
A
lot of post-debate analysis registered surprise that with all that was going on
with Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton didn’t definitively win the debate. The
truth is you don’t win a debate like that. You survive it. You board up the
windows and you get in the basement. You curl up in a ball until it blows over.
It’s like a tornado. –Jimmy Kimmel
The
minute that tape came out, Hurricane Matthew just disappeared from television.
The only channel that continued their round-the-clock coverage of the hurricane
was Fox News because they didn’t want to talk about the Trump tape. Even the
Weather Channel was like, “To hell with this, let’s go with the Trump tape!”
–Jimmy Kimmel
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