the hardest part was pretending they had never met the strippers before (Like)

With the election just a month away, it seems like everyone’s encouraging people to vote. In fact, I saw that last week, some politicians in Arizona took part in a voter registration event at a strip club. The politicians said the hardest part was pretending they had never met the strippers before. –Jimmy Fallon

Facebook has a new “secret conversations mode” that lets you automatically set messages to delete — or as Hillary put it, “Like.” –Jimmy Fallon

I was looking forward to the presidential debate last night; 67 million people watched Donald Versus Hillary 2. Rarely is a sequel better than the original but this definitely was. –Jimmy Kimmel