"Earlier today on his
visit to Pakistan, President Bush mistakenly called Pakistan an Arab country
instead of a Muslim country. Then he said, 'Good thing no one over here takes
that stuff seriously.'" --Conan O'Brien
"President George
Bush is in India right now. He's hoping to outsource FEMA." --David
Letterman
"We went through the
files and found an old classic Bill Clinton in India joke. President Clinton is
visiting India and today and he rode an elephant. I believe it's the biggest
thing he's mounted that didn't get him impeached." --David Letterman
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