that is a case of “he said” and “she said, she said, she said, she said, she said.”

Donald Trump, you really have to hand it to him, I don’t think I’ve been this interested in a show since the first season of “Lost.” Every week, a completely new twist. We’ve gone from Mexicans to Muslims, little hands to Lyin’ Ted, Megyn Kelly to Melania’s speech, Crooked Hillary’s health to Billy Bush’s bus. Now he’s saying the election is rigged, even though it hasn’t happened yet. –Jimmy Kimmel

Trump spent the weekend campaigning and complaining. He’s been cam-plaining. –Jimmy Kimmel

As you know, Trump is being accused of sexual misconduct by a slew of women. Of course, that is a case of “he said” and “she said, she said, she said, she said, she said.” –Jimmy Kimmel