"Documents were
introduced in court today to link Saddam Hussein to a 1982 massacre. Saddam
claims it was just a hunting accident." --Jay Leno
"Harriet Miers
studied law her whole life, and Anna Nicole Smith made it to the Supreme Court
before she did." --Jay Leno
"You know Condoleezza
Rice? So she's down there in Washington, and she's on a TV show and they go
with her to the gym. Condoleezza Rice, secretary of state, and they're watching
her work out. Here's what it is, it's called the Republican work-out. Every
morning, you bench press a bag of laundered cash." --David Letterman
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