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Thursday, December 11, 2014

I had more leg room in the womb



"Time magazine announced its person of the year. It's health workers who treat Ebola. That's a person of the year. Time magazine told the health workers, 'No need to pick up your award, we'll mail it to you.'" –Conan O'Brien




"A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.'" –Conan O'Brien




"The new CIA torture report is 6 million pages long. It's almost as long as a George Clooney pre-nup." –David Letterman




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