"Russia has named Vladimir Putin its man of the year for
the 15th year in a row. Putin got 143 million votes and the guy he was up
against got killed in a mysterious boating accident. The boat was in a
warehouse." –Conan O'Brien
"Guess who's running for president? Jeb Bush. Jeb was
governor of Florida and he speaks fluent Spanish, which raises the question:
What language did his brother speak? What was that? " –David Letterman
"I feel like Bush presidencies are like 'Godfather' films.
You should stop at two." –David Letterman
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