"Time magazine has named 'Ebola Fighters' the 2014 Person
of the Year. The Ebola fighters said they were honored to be chosen and look
forward to the ceremony. Then Time said, 'Oh no, we'll just mail them to
you.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Facebook revealed that Ebola was the most popular
Facebook topic in the U.S. this year, with the World Cup coming in sixth. So
welcome to America, where even Ebola is more popular than soccer." –Jimmy
Fallon
"Jeb Bush’s brother Neil said that their mother has 'come
around' to the idea of Jeb running for president in 2016. Because if there's
anything that says you're qualified to be president, it's your own mom saying,
'I guess you could do it.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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