"McDonald's released a new video showing how it makes
their Chicken McNuggets. Apparently it turns out that McNuggets aren't made out
of chicken. They're made out of people who ask too many questions." –Conan
O'Brien
"A flight headed from San Francisco to Phoenix had to make
an emergency landing in L.A. today after a passenger gave birth midflight. The
parents called the birth a miracle while the airline called it a second carry-on."
–Seth Meyers
"The woman gave birth in the middle of a flight. I'm happy
to report that the mother and child are doing fine, while the guy who was
sitting next to her is not." –Seth Meyers
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