"The Danes are causing a bit of trouble. The kingdom of
Denmark claimed the North Pole as their own. Hey, you can't just reach out and
take something if you want it, Denmark. That's Russia's job." –Craig
Ferguson
"Jeb Bush announced on the Internet that he is exploring a
2016 bid for president. And to increase his chances, he's going to run as just
'Jeb.' He said, 'My last name? It's not important.'" –Seth Meyers
"President Vladimir Putin has been named Russia's man of
the year. Second place went to 'Or else.'" –Seth Meyers
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