fingers.

"Both sides are blaming each other. Republicans are pointing their fingers at Democrats, Democrats are pointing their fingers at Republicans. And Americans are pointing the middle finger at both of them." –Jay Leno 

"President Obama gave a speech today suggesting that this is kind of a hostage situation. But the Republicans who came up with the idea said they're not holding America hostage, and if he bothered to read their ransom note, that would be perfectly clear." –Jimmy Kimmel 

"How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up?" –Jay Leno