"Loser: John Boehner. I feel sorry for you buddy. It's
exhausting watching you try maintain your dignity wrangling those Tea Party
maniacs. You're like 'Seinfeld' if there were 30 Kramers." -Seth Meyers
"Winner: the Tea Party. It's always nice to see a vocal
minority get their way. You're like the naked lunatic that gets his own subway
car. So congrats on soiling yourself into power." -Cecily Strong
"Loser: GOP. A new Fox News poll shows that disapproval of
the Republican Party during the shutdown has jumped to 59 percent. And that's a
Fox News poll. Talk about getting booed on your home field. By the way, if Fox
News says it's 59 percent, that's like the real news saying it's 3,000
percent." -Seth Meyers
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