"Texas Sen. Ted Cruz gave a 21-hour speech on the floor of
the Senate during which he read Dr. Seuss' 'Green Eggs and Ham,' did an
impression of Darth Vader, and admitted his love for White Castle. I'm not sure
what Cruz's speech was arguing for, but I'm guessing legalizing weed."
–Seth Meyers
"Republicans in Congress this week attempted to defund
Obamacare before it begins open enrollment October 1. Because you know the old
saying, 'If you can't beat them, kick the ball into the woods.'" –Seth
Meyers
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