"Scientists in Stockholm say hundreds of jellyfish have
shut down a nuclear reactor. Hey, that's nothing. In this country, a bunch of
spineless jellyfish have shut down the entire government."
–Jay Leno
"This is unbelievable. The government is shut down. Even
Al Qaeda couldn't do that. Do you realize that?" –Jay Leno
"Do you understand this whole government shutdown
thing? I mean, I know it's about President Obama's health care plan, but the
Republicans are the ones making us bend over." –Jay Leno
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