Vulture Capitalism vs Democratic Socialism (this British lady might be Robin Williams)

“I would just like to point out that the guy threatening to destroy Iranian cultural sites is the same guy who lost his mind when people suggested taking down Confederate statues honoring white supremacists here in this country.” —Seth Meyers

“Trump’s illegal threats meant the secretary of state, Mike Pompeo, and secretary of defense, Mark Esper, had to make cable news rounds reassuring the public that, as Esper said, they were ‘fully confident’ the president would not give them an illegal order. Oh, you’re confident he won’t give you an illegal order? He ordered his ex-fixer to cover up an affair, and he personally wrote the check for the hush money while he was president. Lots of presidents have scandals but Trump’s the only one who paid for it by check.” —Seth Meyers

“Senator Mike Lee, called Trump’s briefing on Iran ‘un-American’ and ‘insane.’ I love when a politician figures out this late in the game that the Trump administration is insane. It’s like someone watching Mrs. Doubtfire and then turning to you after an hour and saying, ‘I think this British lady might be Robin Williams.’” —Seth Meyers

“Oh, you see, it wasn’t the worst presentation, it was the best presentation. It’s so easy to get those two things mixed up.” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

What happened to that nice family that used to live here? (Sorry, kid, executive privilege)

“It’s true — yesterday, kids trick-or-treated at the White House. Yeah, Trump only gave the kids candy if they promised to investigate Joe Biden.” —Conan O’Brien

“Some of them were disappointed and asked, ‘What happened to that nice family that used to live here?’” —Conan O’Brien

“Melania handed out candy, while Trump took it back. [As Trump] ‘Sorry, kid, executive privilege.’” —Seth Meyers

“What a spooky experience for those children. ‘It’s that big creepy house on the end of the block. They say the old man who lives there wears hair made from dead people.” —Stephen Colbert

“But the kids got candy, songs, the rare opportunity to see Rudy Giuliani bite the head off a pigeon.” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

What do the other 56 percent think? (two white Nigerian guys)

“News of the economy is really hurting Trump’s popularity. A new poll that was just released said Trump’s disapproval rate is at 56 percent. And now I’m really worried. Now I’m really worried Trump might not fix the economy, because he just says, ‘What do the other 56 percent think?’” --Trevor Noah

“Seems like everybody thinks that something shady happened here. People on the right were saying it was the Clintons who killed Jeffrey. People on the left were saying Trump killed him. Jussie Smollett says it was two white Nigerian guys.” --Trevor Noah 

“Joe Biden has been making so many mistakes on the campaign trail. I don’t know what’s worse, suggesting poor kids are synonymous with black kids or trying to cover it up by listing as many kids as he could and hoping no one would notice. White kids, black kids, Asian kids, Cabbage Patch kids, Gap kids, New Kids on the Block.” --Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

At this rate, he’s going to take the flag and replace half the stars with poop emojis (dark psychic forces)

“There she goes, tossing her base some of that red unicorn meat. And the only way to defeat it is to help Harry Potter locate the nine horcrux.” --Stephen Colbert, on Marianne Williamson’s mention of a “dark psychic force”

Stephen Colbert as Marianne Williamson: “We have a Department of Housing, but not a department of home. We have secretary of education, instead of a secretary of educating. We have a Defense Department instead of a dreamcatcher I bought in Sedona.” --Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert as Bernie Sanders: “I’m not yelling! This is what it sounds like when I whisper! It’s how I sang my kids lullabies at night. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, the billionaire class has gone too far.” --Stephen Colbert

“Trump has also gone after New York, Los Angeles and Chicago, and called the people of Iowa stupid. At this rate, he’s going to take the flag and replace half the stars with poop emojis.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”