Workers of the world unite! (you got it backwards)

Waffle House announced that they will once again be taking reservations for Valentine's Day. And, fellas, Waffle House is the perfect place to get down on one knee and say, "I've been stabbed.” —Colin Jost

Keurig announced a recall of more than 80,000 McDonald’s brand decaf coffee pods because they actually contain caffeine. So if you brew McDonald's decaf at home… Jesus, man. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Even more amazing, George W. Bush forgot it twice (defective bungee cord)

"This is a crazy story. For two decades, the secret launch code for America's nuclear missiles was 0000000000. Even more amazing, George W. Bush forgot it twice." –Conan O'Brien

The oldest woman in Japan died at the age of one hundred fourteen. And as soon as the funeral is over the family plans to sue the makers of the defective bungee cord. --Conan O’Brien 4/5/2005

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

In the musical Oklahoma he played Oklahoma (Hope that helps)

CNN's Brian Stelter reviewed Karoline Leavitt’s first White House Press briefing and called it theater, and he knows theater, in the musical Oklahoma he played Oklahoma. —Greg Gutfeld 

                                                                    President Trump ordered a freeze on federal grants and loans. Meanwhile we're still trying to figure out who ordered the freeze on Mitch McConnell. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Uncle Sam Wants You ... Bad (You get used to it/Hope that Helps)

"Due to civil unrest in Baltimore, tomorrow's game between the Orioles and the White Sox will be played to an empty stadium. When asked for comments, players on the Milwaukee Brewers said, 'You get used to it.'" –Conan O'Brien

"This week, the U.S. Army removed several recruiting ads from a web site because the web site targets gay men. The ad said, 'Uncle Sam Wants You ... Bad.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Prince William's pregnant wife, Kate Middleton, is past her due date. Doctors may have to induce labor. To speed up the birth, doctors have been telling the baby, 'Come on out. You will never have to work a day in your life.'" –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”