Workers of the world unite! (you got it backwards)

Waffle House announced that they will once again be taking reservations for Valentine's Day. And, fellas, Waffle House is the perfect place to get down on one knee and say, "I've been stabbed.” —Colin Jost

Keurig announced a recall of more than 80,000 McDonald’s brand decaf coffee pods because they actually contain caffeine. So if you brew McDonald's decaf at home… Jesus, man. —Colin Jost

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