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Showing posts with label deplorables. Show all posts

Thursday, September 15, 2016

basket of deplorables meet the hamper of awkwardness (white blood cells)



It has been a rough week for Hillary Clinton. She has been dropping in the polls, and over the weekend, even her immune system turned against her. No surprise — all the white blood cells are voting for Trump. –Stephen Colbert
Most damaging of all may have been a remark she made at a fundraiser on Friday when describing Trump’s voters as a “basket of deplorables.” Wow. Hillary should put her insults in “the hamper of awkwardness.” –Stephen Colbert
It sounds like the worst-selling item at Edible Arrangements. Or maybe your cousin’s suburban punk band. Or even better, maybe the Korean translation of the “Minions” movie. –Stephen Colbert


I will have the 12-piece basket of deplorables. Tremendously crispy.


But today on Fox News Trump actually said, "I just hope she gets well and gets back on the trail." I mean forget Hillary, is Trump OK? –James Corden
Hillary Clinton upset Republicans this weekend after she accused half of Trump supporters of belonging to a basket of deplorables, which is also Trump's usual order at KFC. "I will have the 12-piece basket of deplorables. Tremendously crispy." –Seth Meyers
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus spoke out against Hillary Clinton's attack on Donald Trump's supporters and said, "Clinton's comments show outright contempt for ordinary people." Then again, so does the name Reince Priebus. –Seth Meyers


Come for our glorious sights, stay because you saw too much (Oh God, I might actually have to be the president)




North Korea is on a campaign to increase tourism. They have a new slogan, "Come for our glorious sights, stay because you saw too much." –Conan O’Brien
This weekend Hillary Clinton called half of Trump supporters a basket of deplorables. A basket of deplorables is not only an insult, but it's also the top-selling item at KFC. –James Corden
While in New York Hillary became overheated and had to leave an event to receive medical attention. It turns out that she had been diagnosed with pneumonia on Friday. I mean this was a scary moment for Donald Trump because he was thinking, "Oh God, I might actually have to be the president." –James Corden

today Trump sent her some flowers in a basket of deplorables (very large numbers)



Hillary was just diagnosed with pneumonia. And to everyone's surprise, Trump has refused to attack her while she's sick and even said that he hopes she feels better. At which point, people started asking Trump if he was feeling OK. –Jimmy Fallon
I guess Trump really does want her to get better, because today he sent her some flowers in a basket of deplorables. –Jimmy Fallon
After Hillary Clinton’s health scare yesterday, Donald Trump has said he will release his medical records and he said he’s expecting some "very large numbers." –Conan O’Brien