But I thought Texas banned choosin’ (Barbie's West Bank Dreamhouse)

Critics of a new Hanukkah-themed Barbie doll are upset that the doll appears to have a larger nose than other Barbies. They're also not thrilled about Hanukkah Barbie's West Bank Dreamhouse. —Michael Che 

For a record 23rd week, the number-one song in the country was Ella Langley's "Choosin' Texas." But I thought Texas banned choosin’. —Michael Che 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If anybody messes with my Nobel Peace Prize, I will f them up (the Crusades, the Inquisition, guitar mass)

"Listen to what Mr. Romney said on '60 Minutes' about his church's history [on screen: Romney saying that he 'cannot imagine anything more awful than polygamy']. Really? You can't think of anything more awful than multiple wives? What if one of those wives was a minotaur? What if it was gay polygamy, and they're all dudes? Or what if they were gay minotaurs? Mr. Romney, presidents can't have a failure of imagination. Point is you should not apologize for your religion. You don't see me apologizing for what Catholics did in the past -- the Crusades, the Inquisition, guitar mass." --Stephen Colbert

"Over the weekend in the West Bank, Palestinian gunmen overtook the former home of Yasser Arafat and stole his Nobel Peace Prize. After hearing about it, the Dalai Lama said, 'If anybody messes with my Nobel Peace Prize, I will f them up.'" --Conan O'Brien

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

If anybody messes with my Nobel Peace Prize, I will F them up (one of the worst disasters to hit U.S.)

"Over the weekend in the West Bank, Palestinian gunmen overtook the former home of Yasser Arafat and stole his Nobel Peace Prize. After hearing about it, the Dalai Lama said, 'If anybody messes with my Nobel Peace Prize, I will f them up.'" --Conan O'Brien

"The White House announced that this summer  President Bush plans to meet with the president of Mexico. The two presidents will meet in the capital of Mexico ... Los Angeles." --Conan O'Brien

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-

collected-poems-1985-2015.html

The irony of the statement was lost on them (Ventriloquist Week)

"George Bush was in town this week. He was over at the U.N. speaking to the General Assembly. He was supposed to be here anyway for Ventriloquist Week." --David Letterman

"In the West Bank a group calling itself the Lions of Monotheism fire bombed four churches, telling the Associated Press the attacks were carried out to protest the Pope's remarks linking Islam and violence. The irony of the statement, and this is often the case we find, was lost on them." --Jon Stewart

"Willie Nelson and the boys were on the road, and they stopped them and found a pound and a half of marijuana. Osama bin Laden is still loose, but we got Willie." --David Letterman