I supported it then, and I support it now (they’re the first state to legalize weed and illegalize Trump)

Colorado’s top court on Tuesday ruled that former President Donald Trump was disqualified from returning to office, banning him from its primary ballot based on Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, which disallows candidates who engage in insurrection against the Constitution. Christmas is almost here, and people are already returning gifts. In fact, last night Colorado returned Donald Trump. —Jimmy Fallon

“You got to give it up for Colorado — they’re the first state to legalize weed and illegalize Trump.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, they banned him from the ballot. If Trump ends up winning in 2024, don’t be surprised if Colorado suddenly becomes East Utah.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, Colorado decided that Trump is disqualified from being president ’cause his role in the Jan. 6 attack violated the U.S. Constitution’s insurrection clause. Yep, before last night, Trump thought ‘the insurrection clause’ was one of those Tim Allen movies on Disney+.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The insurrection clause is in the 14th Amendment, which was ratified in 1868. Right now, President Biden’s like, ‘I supported it then, and I support it now.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

So for $300,000 you can have the worst sex of your life (How are they gonna close that casket?)

A 28 year old med student is auctioning off his virginity online for $300,000. So for $300,000 you can have the worst sex of your life. --Carl Reiner

Deep Throat porn legend Harry Reems died yesterday. How are they gonna close that casket? --Norm Macdonald

I’m happy to help out a friend but the next time my roommate asks for help putting on sunscreen, he better be talking about his back! Fool me once. --Tim Allen

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

So for $300,000 you can have the worst sex of your life (How are they gonna close that casket?)

Deep Throat porn legend Harry Reems died yesterday. How are they gonna close that casket? --Norm Macdonald

A 28 year old med student is auctioning off his virginity online for $300,000. So for $300,000 you can have the worst sex of your life. --Carl Reiner

A woman I met at a party was from Norway and she kept telling me how awful Trump was. So I shot back, “Yeah, well you guys have that asshole Hans Christian Andersen.” --Norm Macdonald

I’m happy to help out a friend but the next time my roommate asks for help putting on sunscreen, he better be talking about his back! Fool me once. --Tim Allen

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”