So for $300,000 you can have the worst sex of your life (How are they gonna close that casket?)

Deep Throat porn legend Harry Reems died yesterday. How are they gonna close that casket? --Norm Macdonald

A 28 year old med student is auctioning off his virginity online for $300,000. So for $300,000 you can have the worst sex of your life. --Carl Reiner

A woman I met at a party was from Norway and she kept telling me how awful Trump was. So I shot back, “Yeah, well you guys have that asshole Hans Christian Andersen.” --Norm Macdonald

I’m happy to help out a friend but the next time my roommate asks for help putting on sunscreen, he better be talking about his back! Fool me once. --Tim Allen

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”