"Osama bin Laden
released an audio tape today claiming more attacks on U.S. soil were imminent,
yet also offering a truce to help rebuild Iraq and Afghanistan, which I guess
is sort of an olive branch. A burning olive branch. It's a mixed message. Now,
first of all, Osama said he offered a truce because polls show the majority of
Americans are against the war. Here's what he doesn't understand. That's the
war in Iraq. Everybody over here is pretty much in favor of bombing the %#$@
out of you." --Jon Stewart
Her office is on the second floor of
the West Wing, not far from the Oval Office. I suspect they put her there so
somebody can run and grab her in case her father decides to nuke anything. She
might be the only one he’ll listen to. –Jimmy Kimmel
Meanwhile, poor Tiffany Trump can’t
even get the White House Wi-Fi password. –Jimmy Kimmel
The president was in Louisville,
Kentucky, last night. He held a rally there. Why, I’m not sure — he might be
trying to sell hats he had left over from the campaign. –Jimmy Kimmel
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