love in an elevator (And nobody was more upset than the guy in the middle)

After Melania Trump was spotted wearing the jacket, her spokesperson said, "It's a jacket. There was no hidden message." Hidden? It was literally spelled out. That's like saying, "If you play an Aerosmith song forwards, it contains hidden messages about love in an elevator." --Seth Meyers

Two passengers on a flight to Ibiza over the weekend reportedly had sex while in their seats. And nobody was more upset than the guy in the middle. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Why are you the only one who gets to live in a time when you weren’t president? (War. Who is it good for?)

August 2020

“Oh, my god! How lazy are you, Mr. President? You’re just repeating what you said about Hillary. You’re stuck in 2016, and that is not fair. Why are you the only one who gets to live in a time when you weren’t president?” —Stephen Colbert

“It is so clear that Trump had a different set of opponents in mind, and now he’s having trouble changing strategies. [As Trump] ‘Kamala Harris is a socialist. She’s Pocahontas. She’s Poca-Harris! Also, the internet is full of toxic Biden bros. Quick! Please someone tell me she had an email server.’” —Stephen Colbert

“It is true, during the debates, Kamala Harris spanked Biden — and Trump would never work with a woman who did that to him for free.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

First you take our land and now you blame us for President Bush (you just retire whenever Merlin tells you to)

"Last week, Tony Blair announced that he will step down as U.K. prime minister in June. Seems arbitrary, but that's the British parliamentary system for you. I guess instead of term limits, you just retire whenever Merlin tells you to." --Stephen Colbert

"A group that researches ancestry announced that President Bush is a descendant of Pocahontas. Native Americans were furious. They said, 'Great. First you take our land and now you blame us for President Bush.'" --Conan O'Brien

"The government in Iran has now forbidden men to trim their eyebrows or use hair gel. Iran's spokesperson said, 'It's not a religious issue. We just don't want our men to look like Ryan Seacrest.'" --Conan O'Brien

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Does this mean I can stay in my pajamas? (episode of Dora)

A little drama out of Washington today. Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi canceled their meeting with President Trump, after he attacked them on Twitter. Then Trump was like, “Does this mean I can stay in my pajamas?" –Jimmy Fallon

After he referred to her as Pocahontas yesterday, Elizabeth Warren said it’s unfortunate Trump can’t make it through a ceremony without using a racial slur. Then his aides said “Seriously? He can’t make it through an episode of ‘Dora’ without using a racial slur.” –Jimmy Fallon

     

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