they could not take their beautiful blue eyes off each other (North Carolina Blues #3)

President Donald Trump flew to Germany to meet with other world leaders for the G-20 summit. They had trouble booking a hotel room because they waited so long to do it, which is funny for a guy who owns a dozen hotels. –Jimmy Kimmel

But the bigly event this weekend: Donald Trump finally met his BFF, Russian President Vladimir Putin. They’d never met before, and they could not take their beautiful blue eyes off each other. –Jimmy Kimmel

They were only scheduled to meet for 30 minutes but they talked for two hours. During the chat, Trump and Putin talked about teaming up to form a cybersecurity unit to stop future hacking of elections. It’s great idea; think of the time it’ll save! They already know our passwords, so why not? It’s like hiring the guy who stole your car stereo to put it back in. –Jimmy Kimmel

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Insert Half a Trillion Here (Mission Accomplished, pt 6)

President Trump wasn’t alone at the G-20 summit. His wife Melania and his daughter Ivanka were there. At one point Ivanka sat in for Donald Trump at a meeting with world leaders. Of course Twitter went nuts, and that’s the only thing he reads, so he got very defensive. This morning, he wrote, “If Chelsea Clinton held the seat for her mother, the Fake News would say ‘Chelsea for Prez’” — which is stupid, because if Hillary Clinton was president she wouldn’t let ANYONE sit in that seat. If Hillary had to go to the bathroom, she would literally have picked up the chair and carried it with her into the stall. –Jimmy Kimmel

Trump’s got a point, I do think people are overreacting. Ivanka just held his seat at the G-20 summit. I don’t remember people complaining when President Obama let Sasha give the order to kill bin Laden, do you? –Jimmy Kimmel

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Some anonymous internet troll (It’s no big deal)

President Trump is being criticized now for allowing his daughter Ivanka to sit in for him at the G-20 summit. At a press conference today, the White House press secretary’s 8-year-old daughter said, “It’s no big deal.” –Conan O’Brien

At this weekend’s G-20 summit, President Trump and Vladimir Putin had a private two-and-a-half hour meeting. It’s probably not a good sign that it ended with Putin handing Trump a single red rose. –Conan O’Brien

Over the weekend, Los Angeles experienced a massive heat wave. Some people were so desperate for air conditioning, they actually went to see the new “Transformers” movie. –Conan O’Brien

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