At this point, I wouldn’t be shocked if it turned out he tried to claim a deduction for a bribe (Tinder bio)

May 2021

“Trump has arguably confessed to multiple crimes in public, incited a violent insurrection, been impeached twice, was an unindicted co-conspirator in a hush money case, paid just $750 in federal income taxes while he was president, and did everything possible to hide his taxes from public view. At this point, I wouldn’t be shocked if it turned out he tried to claim a deduction for a bribe.” —Seth Meyers

“Trump always manages to wriggle out of a jam. He’s like the David Blaine of crime. If he ever goes to trial, he’ll just regurgitate a frog that has ‘not guilty’ written on its back. If the feds come for him, he’ll hide out in a glass box over the Thames.” —Seth Meyers

“I mean, what else do we need? Trump to show up to a Fox interview with a shovel and a shirt that says, ‘I love burying bodies’?” —Seth Meyers

“In addition to being a potential crime, ‘unscrupulous asset evaluation’ sounds like something Trump would put under ‘interests’ on his Tinder bio.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Unless she needs to rush to Washington to fix the economy (the vice presidential debate will be postponed till after the election)

Did you see that David Blaine, the street magician,  and so here was a guy who was hanging for 60 hours in Central Park overnight. They left him. He was just hanging there. They just left the guy hanging there. It's the same thing McCain did to me last night. Here's good news, Paris Hilton is on the program tonight. Unless she needs to rush to Washington to fix the economy, and a lot of people don't know this but Paris Hilton was actually John McCain's first choice for running mate. --David Letterman 9/25/2008

Yeah, McCain got out of last night's show. I wasn't so lucky. But McCain wants the presidential debate postponed until after the the big government bailout. Sarah Palin wants the vice presidential debate postponed till after the election. --David Letterman 9/25/2008

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”