Turns out the spine of steel was no match for the brain of mashed potatoes (He could usher in a whole new era of prosperity)

In the early afternoon local time, Trump announced a surprise 90-day pause on his sweeping tariffs plan, which puts us right around the Fourth of July to blow things up again. The world of finance was relieved, to say the least, as the markets shot up after Trump’s announcement. Think about that: the best thing Trump has done for America was undo the incredibly dumb thing he did. Imagine if he quit? He could usher in a whole new era of prosperity. —Jimmy Kimmel

Trump stopped the tariffs without a single deal with a single country in place. So much for that spine of steel. Turns out the spine of steel was no match for the brain of mashed potatoes. —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

They just put the whiskey in a bottle and put the bottle in front of CNN (That can be cured)

A start-up in San Francisco has developed a way to make an aged whiskey in just 24 hours. They just put the whiskey in a bottle and put the bottle in front of CNN. --Seth Meyers

Donald Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway told reporters today that Donald Trump is a huge Elton John fan. “That can be cured,” said Mike Pence. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Finally, POTUS is running a business that makes money (The system will collapse)

January 2021

“Sources say that tomorrow, on his last full day in office, the president is prepared to issue around 100 pardons and commutations. Why so many? Well, there’s reportedly a lucrative market for pardons. Finally, POTUS is running a business that makes money.” — Stephen Colbert

“He’s calling it ‘The Olive Pardon.’ When you’re here, you’re a crime family.” — Stephen Colbert

“President Trump tomorrow is reportedly planning to issue at least 100 pardons and commutations. He said he wanted to give so many so that it would be even more hilarious when Giuliani doesn’t get one.” — Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”