“And to the haters who said Elon Musk couldn’t possibly destroy something faster than Twitter, joke’s on you.” —Jordan Klepper
“They’re calling this the most expensive penis overcompensation in American history.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“That disassembly cost SpaceX $3 billion, which, you could defame four different voting machine companies for that much money.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Donald Trump has posted several Truth Social videos about what a good time he had when he got arrested. That’s good because it’s gonna happen a bunch more times.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“This week saw legacy blue ticks removed from certain Twitter accounts, including those of the pope and Oprah while strangely O.J. Simpson has kept his. I guess you don’t wanna make him mad.” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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