“But after claiming he had total authority over the states, Trump is now allowing governors to decide when to end enforced quarantining. In three days he went from ‘I call the shots’ to ‘You do you.’” —Jimmy Kimmel
“President Trump has unveiled a plan to reopen the country. Phase one: open the golf courses. Phase two: open hotels that rhyme with Hump. And number three: all restaurants that serve food in buckets or in the form of nuggets are good to go.” —Jimmy Kimmel
The big news today was the bigly anticipated release of former FBI director James Comey’s book, in which he paints an unflattering portrait of his former boss. The president is said to be furious about this book because it combines the two things he hates most — criticism and reading. --Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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