Are you a history book in Florida cos you just got burned? (Steamboat Willy Familiarises Himself with Maritime Law)

April 2023

“Mike Lindell, the founder of MyPillow, who had previously guaranteed $5 Million to anyone who could prove that data he alleged showed Chinese interference in the 2020 election was inaccurate. It was the easiest Maga contest since Prove Rudy Drippy and Prove Eric Sad Inside.” —Stephen Colbert

“Florida governor and potential presidential nominee Ron DeSantis is not only losing support, he’s getting publicly humiliated after he met with Republicans who were not impressed, particularly the Texas representative Lance Gooden who tweeted that he met him and is now endorsing Trump. Are you a history book in Florida cos you just got burned?” —Stephen Colbert

“Ron DeSantis continues to maintain his campaign promise to be 100% unlikable after extending his don’t say gay mandate to the 12th grade and now the only place to discuss anything to do with gender or sexuality would be in sex education with the angriest gym teacher. DeSantis continues to feud with Disney, stripping the company of more dispensations after it showed LGBTQ+ support and this week a North Carolina lawmaker proposed that the company move to his state instead. The bill was titled Mickey’s Freedom Restoration Act which was the title of the most boring Disney movie ever right after Steamboat Willy Familiarises Himself with Maritime Law.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”