Open the schools! (It's about social control)

The producers of the upcoming James Bond movie No Time To Die announced that because of the coronavirus outbreak they are pushing the movie’s release date from April to November. Though I think they should still release the movie in April and just take out the No. —Colin Jost

A seven year old boy in Pennsylvania set a new world record by bouncing on a POGO stick more than 2,000 times in a row. Said the boy's parents, “Open the schools!” —Colin Jost

Post cereal has announced they will be making a new Sour Patch Kids flavored cereal. It’s a great way to start the morning off on the right foot because the left foot was taken by diabetes. --Colin Jost, SNL

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