New York lawmakers have proposed a new bill that would make baseball the state's official sport, replacing the current official sport, trying to urinate between two parked cars without getting caught. --Seth Meyers
Nabisco is releasing a limited edition "Game of Thrones" Oreos in honor of the show's final season. The way it works is, you eat seven of them, and then you have to wait three years before you can have another. --Seth Meyers
President Trump arrived in Vietnam today ahead of his second summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un. "It's good to see you again, Kim," said Trump, to the first 30 people he saw. --Seth Meyers
"New research shows marijuana is by far the least dangerous recreational drug. Studies have shown again and again that it leads to virtually no recreation. That's how safe it is." –Seth Meyers
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