“Yeah, everyone's talking about this — following the recent bank crashes, President Biden has asked Congress for more authority to punish bank executives. Then Bernie Sanders picked up some brass knuckles and said, — [As Sanders] ‘Or I can just handle it myself.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Some more big news -- I read that law enforcement agencies are preparing for the possibility that, as early as next week, former President Trump could be indicted. Which is why Trump is currently packing for spring break in Switzerland.” —Jimmy Fallon
“I think even Trump knows it's coming because today he was walking around in a green shirt that said, ‘Kiss me, I'm indicted.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Well, guys, March Madness is in full swing and one of the big upsets, so far, was 15 seed Princeton knocking off number 2 Arizona. Everyone in Princeton was acting pretty cocky and that was even before the game started.” —Jimmy Fallon
“You guys, get this -- 7-Eleven just announced that they are launching a huge new electric vehicle charging network. It's perfect if you've ever been at 7-Eleven and thought, ‘I want to stay here for 60 minutes.’ It sounds high-tech, but all they do is plug your Tesla into the hot dog roller.” —Jimmy Fallon
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