Wow, where were you guys $44 Billion ago! (He’s like the senator version of Nickelback)

November 2022

“We look to Georgia, where Herschel Walker has recruited the Texas senator Ted Cruz to help him on the runoff campaign trail. You know your campaign is in trouble when somebody picks up the phone and says ‘get us Ted Cruz right away!’ Nobody likes Ted Cruz, and yet somehow he’s still out there doing his thing. He’s like the senator version of Nickelback, it’s incredible.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Mike Pence has written a book called So Help Me God. The original title was Mother Locked Me Out and Now I Live on the Steps, but his editors told him to change it. The book will be released on November 15th, the same day that Trump has teased a ‘big announcement’ that many speculate will kick off his 2024 presidential campaign. That’s right, he can’t let Pence have anything, at all.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“There is chaos at Twitter, as Elon Musk’s new verification subscription plan has led to numerous accounts impersonating celebrities. Oh no, because anyone can buy verification, they’re now impersonating famous people, who could’ve seen this coming? What? Everyone? Wow, where were you guys $44 Billion ago!” —Trevor Noah

“I’m gonna be honest, and I’m going to be blunt here: Elon Musk is running Twitter into the ground. And it’s the best Twitter’s ever been. The thing is an absolute train wreck, and I’m here for it! Who knows, maybe all of this verified real fake people on Twitter chaos is actually part of Elon’s plan. Maybe this is what he’s doing on purpose. Soon no one will know a real account from a fake account, and then he’ll be like ‘guys, did you see someone impersonating me and spending $44 Billion on Twitter? That was crazy! Well I’m just gonna take my money and be on my way.’” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”