“I love watching it dawn on Fox News in real time that the stuff they’ve been saying for over two years is total bullshit. Rightwing pundits cycled through every excuse they could think of for their poor performance – voting machines, young people, single women, cities – but eventually they did land on one explanation that seems more in the ballpark of reality: Donald Trump. Republicans are now running away from Trump faster than Josh Hawley on January 6th.” —Seth Meyers
“The Senate race in Georgia between Raphael Warnock and Trump-backed GOP candidate Herschel Walker is now headed to a runoff in December. The race could decide control of the Senate, so both sides of the aisle have been pouring all of their resources into the Peach state. But there’s one specific resource the GOP would like to keep out of the state. That would be the former president, whom Republicans fear could ‘poison the well’, with one insider calling Trump ‘toxic’ and ‘a distraction’. Yes, they don’t want the former president saying something stupid to distract from Herschel Walker saying something idiotic!” —Stephen Colbert
“Rightwing media have begun to move away from Donald Trump, with both Fox News and the Wall Street Journal running articles calling him an election ‘loser’. The New York Post’s cover called him ‘Trumpty Dumpty’ who had a great fall. It’s not a positive sign when a print newspaper calls you a failure. It’s like getting a scathing critique from a rotary phone.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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